First Date and/or Break-up Exit Interview 1. Describe the main reason we won't be romantically linked going forward: a) I'm just not attracted to youb) I'm attracted to you, but I find myself drawn to everyone else *more* than you.c) I have recently decided to pursue other options (the food server from last night, your best friend, your sister, your ex-boyfriend, etc)d) You are way too serious and/or not serious enough for my liking.e) You're the bees knees, honey, but I have been kidnapped by aliens. f) Clause 5.3 of the restraining order.g) Other If other, please explain: 2. How would you describe my abilities as a love interest: a) I've made out with my hand and evoked more enthusiasm.b) You were okay, but frankly, I'm more into me. Tell me more about my eyes and/or abs.c) You were brilliant, but alas, your brilliance is intimidating.d) You were an awesome love interest. But I found a better one.You would be awesome if you showed one iota of interest in just something I did or said.f) You need to step it back, honey. There's no need to pack me my lunch and send me off to work with a silkscreened lunch bag says says "QT loves PT 4Ever" - on our second date. g) Other If other, please explain: 3. Does your not seeing me anymore have anything to do with (choose one): a) me not sleeping with you?a) me sleeping with you?c) the fact that all of my friends (appear to) hate you?d) the toxic waste accident that claimed your sight. e) that time I ______________(elaborate below)?f) Other Fill in the blank for E or Other, please explain: 4. What was your favorite quality of mine? a) I'm hilarious.b) I'm incredibly intelligent.c) I'm bee-you-tea-full.d) I have tons of super awesome friends.e) I have a really nice car/house/apartment.f) I am incredibly fun to be around. Did you really think I would put an 'other' for this one? Empty 5. What was one thing I need to work on? a) I need to be quiet.b) I need a hobby.c) I need to work on my fashion sense/overall look. d) I need to find new/more friends.e) I am too involved with my hobbies.f) I need to figure out how to better relate to humanity.g) Other If other, please explain: 6. Describe any extenuating circumstances that have nothing to do with me and will make me feel better about your decision (choose all that apply): Empty a) I have a boyfriend/girlfriend. b) I have a husband/wife. c) I have a fear of committing to anyone or anything. Seriously, I won't even sign a contract for my cell phone service. d) I'm gay and/or strait (but just realized it). e) I'm moving. f) Other If other, please explain: Additional Comments and/or Beseeching for Reconcilement:    This form was brutally mutalated and stolen from: funnygals.blogspot.com

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